Did You Make The Switch?

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.





The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"





"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."





"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.





"What a coincidence," says the man.





As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"





"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"





"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."





"That's great!" says the woman, "How did you manage that?"





"I switched c-o-c-k-s," he replied.





She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

Did You Make The Switch?
Well that always works rofl.





Personal comment hun, get the witches in your a life a new broom, the vaccum cleaner leaves rashes rofl. Thanks also for calling me a young wiccan, I'm 38 babe :-) but don't look it, been carded a lot tee hee. Thumbs up on these jokes they are hysterical.
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Congratulations on a good joke.
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